Matt has been away for 6 days now. The house is so quiet. I haven’t really had a spare millisecond all week so haven’t had a chance to miss him yet. Technology goes a long way I guess. With the wonders of skype and SMS we’re still offering up to each other that running narration [...]
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It’s 3.43am and contrary to my earlier predictions this evening, I’m apparently still wide awake. I’ve tried all the obvious remedies – warm milk, reading, valium and sweet, sweet dreams of my eternal girl crush Zooey… all to no effect.
This is not a new phenomenon to me. Usually it succeeds a hatred for my job, [...]
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There are some smells that are so intoxicating that the world around you disppears into nothingness for the briefest of moment. You can’t help but inhale so deeply it almost makes you dizzy.
Mangoes do it for me in a big way. A fresh, ripe mango is the most pleasurable smell in the world. I don’t [...]
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I make pretty damn good money and so does Matt. By all rights we should be laughing it up in Monaco with a bottle of Cristal 1990 Krug in one hand and a Goldvish in the other. And yet, we are always so damn poor! It’s absurd and I want my money back! Pun intended.
Last [...]
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I struggle with the idea that I turned 35 yesterday. After 35, doesn’t your skin start to wrinkle & pucker like you’ve been hoovering smack with Keith Richards for 20 years? Doesn’t your bladder shrink to the size of Kiera Knightley’s left arse-cheek (very small indeed!)? Don’t your boobs start resembling this?
Ok sure… that’s actually a man. Whatever.
Even as a 10 year [...]
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