It’s 3.43am and contrary to my earlier predictions this evening, I’m apparently still wide awake. I’ve tried all the obvious remedies – warm milk, reading, valium and sweet, sweet dreams of my eternal girl crush Zooey… all to no effect.
This is not a new phenomenon to me. Usually it succeeds a hatred for my job, [...]
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I struggle with the idea that I turned 35 yesterday. After 35, doesn’t your skin start to wrinkle & pucker like you’ve been hoovering smack with Keith Richards for 20 years? Doesn’t your bladder shrink to the size of Kiera Knightley’s left arse-cheek (very small indeed!)? Don’t your boobs start resembling this?
Ok sure… that’s actually a man. Whatever.
Even as a 10 year [...]
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